ACK! Scary bad. Bitter, bitter, prune and funk flavors combine to create a cacophony of caca. Tastes like sickness in a bottle. The thought of drinking more is, um.....erp. Jumping into a frozen lake naked, urinating on an electric fence, or putting 150 clothespins on your face - everyone likes a good dare, right? Well, one whiff of this red wine will make you feel like you're pricking your face with a thousand little pins. Wanna try it? Go ahead, we double dog dare you!